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As you are all aware I'm sure, we have migrated to a new platform after some difficulties reaching all of you wonderful workers! While this is all very exciting, I will have to give some friendly reminders for housekeeping purposes, to make sure this newsletter runs smoothly! After reading them, make sure you complete the short quiz attached.
- Blocking emails from any staff member is expressly forbidden, doubly so for newsletters. If an email bounces, we will immediately terminate you. No second chances.
- Do not email other staff about the newsletter after hours. The contents are only to be viewed during work hours.
- Engage with each issue's content and write a short response whenever prompted.
- Check every email from the higher-ups as soon as possible, unless it is the newsletter.
- Do not tell the public about what is in these newsletters. They are privileged information for staff only.
Now for the quiz! Feel free to simply reply to the email with your answers!
- Which is worse: blocking a member of our dear family or blocking the admin email?
- What time/s are appropriate to read the newsletter? Before your shift? During your shift? After your shift?
- How should you respond to newsletter emails?
- If you are sleeping and one of our beloved higher ups emails you, what should you do?
- If your mother begs you to tell her about our coveted newsletter, what should you do?
Remember, stay new!